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Coronavirus guidelines (maybe rules)
1. You cannot & should not leave the house for any reason, but if you have to, then you can. You are free to stay home, you are not free to leave home. So STAY HOME. But it’s important to go out sometimes.
2. Masks are not useful if you are
1. You cannot & should not leave the house for any reason, but if you have to, then you can. You are free to stay home, you are not free to leave home. So STAY HOME. But it’s important to go out sometimes.
2. Masks are not useful if you are
sick, but maybe you should wear one, it can save you, but it is mandatory as well.
3. Stores are closed, except those that are open. See Rule 1.
4. You should not go to a hospital unless you have to go there. Same applies to a doctor’s office, you should only go there in case
3. Stores are closed, except those that are open. See Rule 1.
4. You should not go to a hospital unless you have to go there. Same applies to a doctor’s office, you should only go there in case
of an emergency, provided you are not too sick. See Rule 1.
5. This virus is deadly, but not too scary, except that it will lead to a global disaster. We can contain it unless we can’t, then we will no longer try to contain it.
6. Gloves won't help, but they can still help. You
5. This virus is deadly, but not too scary, except that it will lead to a global disaster. We can contain it unless we can’t, then we will no longer try to contain it.
6. Gloves won't help, but they can still help. You
don’t need to wear gloves unless you want to live.
7. There is no reason for shortages of in the supermarkets, but there are many things missing when you go there in the evening, but not in the morning. Sometimes. Also, only at risk people should go in the morning.
9. The virus
7. There is no reason for shortages of in the supermarkets, but there are many things missing when you go there in the evening, but not in the morning. Sometimes. Also, only at risk people should go in the morning.
9. The virus
has no effect on children except those children it affects. Schools should be closed until the end of March, no, end of April, no, end of May, no, schools should only soft-close.
10. Animals are not affected, but there is still a cat which tested positive in Belgium in February
10. Animals are not affected, but there is still a cat which tested positive in Belgium in February
when no human had been tested, plus a few tigers here and there. Dogs are immune so the World Health Organization (or WHO) let the dogs out.
11. You will have many symptoms when you are sick, but you can also get sick without symptoms, have symptoms without being sick, or be
11. You will have many symptoms when you are sick, but you can also get sick without symptoms, have symptoms without being sick, or be
contagious without having symptoms.
12. In order not to get sick, you have to eat well and exercise, but eat whatever you have on hand and it's better not to go out.
13. It's better to get some fresh air, but you get looked at very wrong when you get some fresh air, and most
12. In order not to get sick, you have to eat well and exercise, but eat whatever you have on hand and it's better not to go out.
13. It's better to get some fresh air, but you get looked at very wrong when you get some fresh air, and most
importantly, you don't go to parks or walk. But don’t sit down, except that you can do that now if you are old, but not for too long or if you are pregnant (but not too old). See Fule 1.
14 You can walk around with a friend but not with your family if they don't live under the
14 You can walk around with a friend but not with your family if they don't live under the
same roof.
15 The virus remains active on surfaces for 2 hours, no, 6, no, 14 days. It thrives in humidity, but not necessarily.
16 Stay quarantined until the virus disappears and then we can achieve collective immunity which, in order to occur, we must not be quarantined.
15 The virus remains active on surfaces for 2 hours, no, 6, no, 14 days. It thrives in humidity, but not necessarily.
16 Stay quarantined until the virus disappears and then we can achieve collective immunity which, in order to occur, we must not be quarantined.
Got it?
Good.
Stay healthy everyone.
And God bless America.
Good.
Stay healthy everyone.
And God bless America.
