for me, an unanswered email is a “please email me again because I have a raging case of ADD and forgot that I ever read your email once I closed it, and indeed forgot what email even is or who I am or why I’m here.”

I’m gonna put my ipad down and forget I ever tweeted this and then I’ll log back on in ten minutes like “why do i have so many notifications. I haven’t been on twitter for hours.”