Wanna hear my wild theory about the Wuhan lab bats?

Cuz I have a good one.
If you’ve been reading my bestie’s column’s you’d know that @jimgeraghty has done a lot of research into Wuhan, the town, the culture, the people.

And the bats.
So one of the things that Jim uncovered was the common use of “Gutter Oil” which is worse than it sounds, if possible. Some Chinese will go into the sewers in search of deposits of fat that they then use to cook with.

I’m sorry I wish I was making this up.....
We also know that bats with Coronavirus were being used for testing at two labs in the city of Wuhan.

What if....
One of the vendors from the wet market is out searching for “stock” one night and finds all of these perfectly good bats that had been tossed out by someone else?

What a find! Free money.
I think you can see where I’m going with this....
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