The Stockholm syndrome is actually a capture bride survival reflex and nobody talks about it.
I mean come on. She was having sex with all the guys until the dominant one claimed her. If they had been a real village or bandit hoard and not a congeries of bozos...
A republic, if you can keep her.
We've lost much! https://twitter.com/EricRichards22/status/1250626865104125953?s=20
Accurate https://twitter.com/toad_spotted/status/1250784152007462912?s=20
I love that I don't even need to elaborate my thesis here. People immediately understand that it's true, they understand they know it is true, and, if they're honest, they understand they'll soon forget it. Like me. We must. Life too painful otherwise.
Accurate. https://twitter.com/DogIsABot/status/1250803221150531589?s=20
BPD as genetically-mediated soft-assembled strategy for surviving in hostile territory? https://twitter.com/squash1688/status/1250810854783713281?s=20
https://twitter.com/PereGrimmer/status/1250798088232427520?s=20
https://twitter.com/PereGrimmer/status/1250795451118317570?s=20
I have the weirdest tweets blow up.
"the Stockholm syndrome" very Hank Hill phrasing, I tell you hwhut.
Woah, this blew up. I don't have a SoundCloud but for just $10k, I will help you drive around in a creepy van like Tom Arnold in True Lies and KIDNAP YOUR WIFE, before leading the two of you through a series of trust exercises guaranteed to put the ardor into your charter.
Women are maintainers. https://twitter.com/whyvert/status/1253813160626098176?s=20
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