natalie portman should've won double oscars for annihilation and vox lux last year I'm sorry

when next aronofsky movie casts natalie again and wins second oscar

when amy adams co stars and wins first oscar

when it's a biopic and aronofsky wins best director

when none of this happens and nicole kidman stars in another movie playing a mother wearing an awful wig and gets overshadowed by her co stars

when the undoing comes out and nicole wins all TV major awards including third emmy

anyway stream the invisible man elisabeth moss oscar campaign starts NOW!!