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Ok. I'm doing it. Starting (somehow only my second) watch of Desperate Housewives.
I don't know a better first five minutes of a tv series. I don't... know... a better first five minutes of a tv series. Perfect introductions of all the ladies of Wisteria Lane. #DesperateHousewives
Remembering F*licity H*ffman won an Emmy for this pool scene. Simpler times. #DesperateHousewives
but OBVIOUSLY they had to save the best lady for last - 15 minutes in and see the inimitable, the incorrigible, the horny Edie motherfuckin Britt.
#DesperateHousewives
#DesperateHousewives
"Do you think you can come by tonight and take a look at my pipes?"
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you KIDDING me?????? Legendary kinda bitch. #DesperateHousewives
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you KIDDING me?????? Legendary kinda bitch. #DesperateHousewives
I don't mean to hyperbolize, but.... Literally every line of this pilot is perfect. EVERY line. No notes. #DesperateHousewives
I honestly forgot how many iconic scenes are in this pilot alone. #DesperateHousewives
Lynette in a dress in the pool.
Brie's muffins.
Gabby in a dress mowing the lawn.
Edie's house burning down.
THE LETTER.
Lynette in a dress in the pool.
Brie's muffins.
Gabby in a dress mowing the lawn.
Edie's house burning down.
THE LETTER.
Martha Huber. Is. That. Bitch.
I'm a Bree sun : Susan rising : Lynette moon
Bree is maybe one of my favorite tv characters ever. When she reaches for her sewing kit in the marriage counselor's office??? A moment as well-tailored as her sweater sets. #DesperateHousewives
Gardener John... so hot... so simple. #DesperateHousewives
OK SO. here is my problem with the set up of #DesperateHousewives... why in the hell would Paul think the trunk was less likely to be found in a *public* lake, used enough to have a well-kept dock than 5 feet under the ground, beneath all that concrete. Dumb.
ALSO. Listen. I am willing to suspend my disbelief for some of this show (those "sidewalks"??)
You want me to buy that BREE VAN DE KAMP would own a sleeper sofa??? No ma'am.
You want me to buy that BREE VAN DE KAMP would own a sleeper sofa??? No ma'am.
