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kitchen island THREAD
kitchen island THREAD
Okay so basically I was introduced to Nookazon yesterday and if you don’t know what that is, it’s this website that someone made so that people can post listings of items in ACNH that they want to sell/buy and then you can contact sellers/buyers via Discord
So I’m going through all the furniture and I come across the kitchen island (see below) and it’s only my like 8th day playing the game I don’t have a lot of furniture all of my kitchen shit is sitting on the floor of my kitchen I NEED this kitchen island right?
So I go throw the listings of people selling this item and of course everything is crazy expensive (notice how the official in-game price is only $170,000 bells) and I finally come across a listing that only has it priced at a trade for one Nook Ticket
So I send this girl a friend request on Discord and she accepts and I ask her about the kitchen island and she goes “yup that’ll be 4 Nook Tickets 
” girl HUH
” girl HUH
So I figured maybe I just misunderstood her when I read the listing and there was no way for me to like go back and check so I just let it slide like damn okay I guess I’m gonna give this girl 4 whole ass tickets
But then she also adds “but if you check my listings of items I’m looking for and are able to find some stuff for me, I’m willing to negotiate” so in my mind I’m thinking okay if I can find 3 of her wishlist items + the 1 ticket I can do that instead of 4 tickets total
So I craft her a cherry hat, and a towel rack and a baby bear and I’m like “okay I found three of your wishlist items” and she’s like “okay great I’ll take those 3 items and 3 Nook Tickets ” GIRL HUH
” GIRL HUH
And I ask her “um how come these items don’t each count as a replacement for a ticket?” and she’s like “well you found me lower-end items so I figured those 3 items would be worth 1 ticket since the tickets are selling for so much these days” you realize Nookazon isn’t real right
She also wants me to custom the bear and give him a shirt so I’m just repeating to myself “you need that kitchen island you need that kitchen island you nee-“
I ain’t even say the best part yet! Ya know how I said this was gonna be a “trade” yeah well she then informed me that this wasn’t going to be a regular trade but a TOUCH trade. Basically I was giving her all of these things so she could +
LET ME put the kitchen island into my pockets and then GIVE IT BACK to her so that I could have the item added to my catalog and then go home and ORDER IT MYSELF. I STILL HAD TO PAY 170,000 BELS ANYWAY
So whatever I finally collected the craft hat, the customized bear, the bronze towel rack, and the three tickets as if I’m making a fucking witch’s potion and I head over to her island and LMAOOOOO
As SOON as I get there she goes “Uh oh” and I’m like girl what and she’s like “I have two kitchen islands in my pockets right now and I can’t remember which one is white and which one is gray” i am reaching the limit at this point
I ask her “why don’t you just let me pocket both islands and then give both back so that I can order the one I wanted when I get home” and she goes “I’m sorry I can’t do that bc it wouldn’t be fair to my other customers that I let you touch trade two for the price of one”
WHAT CUSTOMERS? WHAT PRICE? WHAT TRADE? I AM DOING YOUR GROCERIES FOR YOU SO THAT YOU CAN LET ME BUY MYSELF A GLORIFIED COUNTER IN A FICTIONAL UNIVERSE WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW
And on top of all that the game wouldn’t even let me drop the teddy bear bc I had customized it like she’d asked me to so I asked her if I could run to the nearest DIY bench real quick and then she said “I can’t”
That’s when I realized she had set up these fences and fucking Godzilla and giant teddy bear guardians in a way that blocked me from leaving the airport and going anywhere in her island like?? Why tho
So yeah I had to fly BACK to my island and UNcustomize the teddy bear which gave her enough time to organize her kitchen islands, fly back to HER island so that she could let me ᵗᵒᵘᶜʰ ᵗʳᵃᵈᵉ the white kitchen island (she chose the color I didn’t) and then go home AGAIN
All so that I could spend 170,000 bells on the kitchen island 
Don’t get me wrong at the end of the day I’m happy that I got the furniture item I wanted and I’m happy she helped me out a little but wow she was a character. N e waze have fun building that ugly ass ironwood kitchenette
