Oh, and if you don& #39;t like being forced to only shop where the govt tells you to, you should talk to someone who& #39;s had to go to WINZ and get an emergency grant. They load an exact amount onto a card and tell you the exact place you can spend it and give you 48 hours to do it.

But! But! What if it& #39;s not the cheapest place to go? Or doesn& #39;t have the brand of whatever you like? Tough fucking shit. Doesn& #39;t matter that you& #39;re struggling and have to go literally beg the govt for money, once you get the money it& #39;ll still be a demoralising experience!

But what if you want to have a hobby and spend the tiniest amount of money on that hobby?

Haha oh no, don& #39;t be silly! You can& #39;t spend money on things which aren& #39;t food, rent or utilities! That& #39;s why you& #39;re poor, remember! Because you want to do things other than exist!

Oh and don& #39;t forget! If you& #39;re poor because you work a minimum wage job like I don& #39;t know, IN A SUPERMARKET, you should really get a better job, one which is more important and will pay you more - because again THAT& #39;S WHY YOU& #39;RE POOR