Thread by @moonybeem, okay well the final two episodes of the seasons always end up [...]

okay well the final two episodes of the seasons always end up being one long chaotic thread of mine so here we go

so I’m pretty sure my friend he likes this episode but he didn’t tell me anything about it so I don’t know why but I’m sure it’ll be good

omg it’s van gogh

oh and now we’re in 41 with Churchill again

OH ITS RIVER!

I told him I’d gotten to the Pandora’s box stuff and he goes “oh that’s a tear jerker good luck” bloody brilliant I’m gonna die

oh wait river just met the queen from the other episode

well isn’t this episode very

“a vortex manipulator fresh off the wrist of a handsome time agent” CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS?????

“all we have to do is open the doors and read the very first words in recorded history” lmao it says hello sweetie it’s River!!!

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lmao he thinks the doctor is Caesar and River is cleopatra

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ummmm van gogh painted something happening to the tardis??!?!?!!

ohhhh this was written by moffat well that explains everything

oh so they’re saying that Stonehenge marks where pandorica is you know what good enough explanation for me I’ll take it

OH MY GOD THERES A CYBERMAN HEAD!!!

oh cyberman arm!

“I hate good wizards in fairytales they always turn out to be him”

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“never ignore a coincidence, unless you’re busy then always ignore a coincidence” okay 2 things 1) the first part has big “the universe is rarely so lazy” energy moffat clearly reused his own stuff there and 2) “unless you’re busy” he’s such a dork

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oh great Pandora’s box is opening

“Doctor you said everyone could hear it so who else is coming” are the daleks coming???????

LMAO FUCK YEAH I WAS RIGHT

I got so excited I love the daleks

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ARE THE CYBERMEN COMING TOO

OH GOD EVERYTHING IS COMING

“listen to me Doctor everything that ever hated you is coming here tonight” that’s not good that’s very not good

ohhh Amy’s confronted him about the ring

“nothing is ever forgotten not completely, and if it can be remembered it can come back” IS SHE GONNA REMEMBER RORY

no she is not

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“does it ever bother you Amy that your life doesn’t make any sense?” confusion and then they get shot at by disembodied cyberman arm which completely ruins the moment brilliant

“you know how sometimes I have really brilliant ideas?” “yeah?” “sorry!” *runs out into the open* “LOOK AT ME IM A TARGET” I love him

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“yeah it’s just like being an organ donor except you’re alive and sort of.. screaming”

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OH GREAT YHE CYBERMAN HEAD HAS AMY AND THE ARM SHOCKED THE DOCTOR FANTASTIC

OH MY GOD A SKULL FELL OUT OF THE CYBERMAN HEAD THATS DISGUSTING

“oh yeah? you and who’s body” *body comes around the corner* fucking fantastic

omg someone stabbed the cyberman with a sword

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OH MY HOLY FUCK ITS RORY!!!!!!

wait but she doesn’t remember him does she??

lmao he hasn’t realized it’s Rory

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“yes I know that Rory” *still doesn’t realize* he’s so dumb

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side note I’ve just thought of a possible solution to my streaming problem I’m so stupid

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I think I’ve been watching too much doctor who I’m talking to my computer now trying to make it work so I can finish this bloody season

lmao “I’m not exactly one to miss the obvious” *still doesn’t realize*

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he realized

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“did she miss me?” oh Rory

oh god it’s opening

he’s challenging entire fleets of like every alien ever and he has no weapons or anything and they’re all listening to him the power the doctor has

oh the tardis doesn’t wanna fly

“Rory I’m sorry you’re gonna have to be very brave now” oh no he’s gonna find out Amy doesn’t remember him

awww poor Rory

where is the tardis going

OH GOD HES TALKING ABOUT THE TARDIS EXPLODING

HAHA MILDLY UNRELIABLE STREAMING PROGRAM AND RIDICULOUS LAPTOP TO THE RESCUE NO MORE STREAMING SITE PROBLEMS FOR NOW

also makes this live tweeting business much easier cause I have a keyboards I can use for my ipad and I’m much better at typing like this

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Oh god I’m just realizing that base code of the universe thing was the date the tardis was gonna explode wasn’t it

“The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles ad that’s the theory. 900 years and I’ve never seen one yet, but this would do me” awwwww

OH GOD I THINK I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE TARDIS EXPLODING THING CAUSE THAT’S THE DATE THE TARDIS IS AT NOW

Oh god the crack is in the TARDIS screen too

Is she at Amy’s house????

yep definitely Amy’s house

“oh no” what River????

awww Rory’s gone to talk to Amy

“who gave you that?” “one of the fellas” “which one?” Rory’s bout to go fight someone

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whys Amy randomly crying again??

“don’t raise your voice don’t look alarmed” that’s never good

“it’s like I’m happy, why am I happy?” awww

oh god so the romans aren’t really romans

OH GOD WHAT’S HAPPENING TO THE TARDIS

OH GOD WHAT’S HAPPENING

what is up with this new palpatine voice “silence will fall” the fuck does that mean

Amy and Rory right now are killing me

OH GOD WHY ARE THEY MAKING ROBOT SOUNDS WHY IS RORY MAKING ROBOT SOUNDS

OH GOD THE THING IS OPENING

WHATS HAPPENING TO RORY

OH GOD RIVER IS STUCK IN THE TARDIS THIS ISN’T GOOD

OH AMY REMEMBERED HIM AWWWW

i don’t like this

HAHA DALEKS

“the pandorica is ready” “ready for what?” “ready for you” WHAT????

WHATEVER THAT FUCKING CHAIR IS THEY HAD BEST NOT PUT THE DOCTOR IN IT

OH GOD RORY SHOT AMY OH NO NO NO

WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. HAPPENING??????

“the cracks in time are the work of the doctor” NO

OH GOD THEYRE CLOSING THE BOX OH NO OH GOD IT’S EXPLODING AMY IS DYING WHAT THE FUCK

okay I’m gonna kill my friend he did not warn me enough for this shit

this thread is absurdly long but whatever this is stressful

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