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okay well the final two episodes of the seasons always end up being one long chaotic thread of mine so here we go
so Iâm pretty sure my friend he likes this episode but he didnât tell me anything about it so I donât know why but Iâm sure itâll be good
omg itâs van gogh
oh and now weâre in 41 with Churchill again
OH ITS RIVER!
I told him Iâd gotten to the Pandoraâs box stuff and he goes âoh thatâs a tear jerker good luckâ bloody brilliant Iâm gonna die
oh wait river just met the queen from the other episode
well isnât this episode very
âa vortex manipulator fresh off the wrist of a handsome time agentâ CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS?????
âall we have to do is open the doors and read the very first words in recorded historyâ lmao it says hello sweetie itâs River!!! 
lmao he thinks the doctor is Caesar and River is cleopatra
ummmm van gogh painted something happening to the tardis??!?!?!!
ohhhh this was written by moffat well that explains everything
oh so theyâre saying that Stonehenge marks where pandorica is you know what good enough explanation for me Iâll take it
OH MY GOD THERES A CYBERMAN HEAD!!!
oh cyberman arm!
âI hate good wizards in fairytales they always turn out to be himâ
ânever ignore a coincidence, unless youâre busy then always ignore a coincidenceâ okay 2 things 1) the first part has big âthe universe is rarely so lazyâ energy moffat clearly reused his own stuff there and 2) âunless youâre busyâ heâs such a dork
oh great Pandoraâs box is opening
âDoctor you said everyone could hear it so who else is comingâ are the daleks coming???????
LMAO FUCK YEAH I WAS RIGHT
I got so excited I love the daleks
ARE THE CYBERMEN COMING TOO
OH GOD EVERYTHING IS COMING
âlisten to me Doctor everything that ever hated you is coming here tonightâ thatâs not good thatâs very not good
ohhh Amyâs confronted him about the ring
ânothing is ever forgotten not completely, and if it can be remembered it can come backâ IS SHE GONNA REMEMBER RORY
no she is not
âdoes it ever bother you Amy that your life doesnât make any sense?â confusion and then they get shot at by disembodied cyberman arm which completely ruins the moment brilliant
âyou know how sometimes I have really brilliant ideas?â âyeah?â âsorry!â *runs out into the open* âLOOK AT ME IM A TARGETâ I love him
âyeah itâs just like being an organ donor except youâre alive and sort of.. screamingâ
OH GREAT YHE CYBERMAN HEAD HAS AMY AND THE ARM SHOCKED THE DOCTOR FANTASTIC
OH MY GOD A SKULL FELL OUT OF THE CYBERMAN HEAD THATS DISGUSTING
âoh yeah? you and whoâs bodyâ *body comes around the corner* fucking fantastic
omg someone stabbed the cyberman with a sword
OH MY HOLY FUCK ITS RORY!!!!!!
wait but she doesnât remember him does she??
lmao he hasnât realized itâs Rory
âyes I know that Roryâ *still doesnât realize* heâs so dumb
side note Iâve just thought of a possible solution to my streaming problem Iâm so stupid
I think Iâve been watching too much doctor who Iâm talking to my computer now trying to make it work so I can finish this bloody season
lmao âIâm not exactly one to miss the obviousâ *still doesnât realize*
he realized
âdid she miss me?â oh Rory
oh god itâs opening
heâs challenging entire fleets of like every alien ever and he has no weapons or anything and theyâre all listening to him the power the doctor has
oh the tardis doesnât wanna fly
âRory Iâm sorry youâre gonna have to be very brave nowâ oh no heâs gonna find out Amy doesnât remember him
awww poor Rory
where is the tardis going
OH GOD HES TALKING ABOUT THE TARDIS EXPLODING
HAHA MILDLY UNRELIABLE STREAMING PROGRAM AND RIDICULOUS LAPTOP TO THE RESCUE NO MORE STREAMING SITE PROBLEMS FOR NOW
also makes this live tweeting business much easier cause I have a keyboards I can use for my ipad and Iâm much better at typing like this
Oh god Iâm just realizing that base code of the universe thing was the date the tardis was gonna explode wasnât it
âThe universe is big. Itâs vast and complicated and sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles ad thatâs the theory. 900 years and Iâve never seen one yet, but this would do meâ awwwww
OH GOD I THINK I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE TARDIS EXPLODING THING CAUSE THATâS THE DATE THE TARDIS IS AT NOW
Oh god the crack is in the TARDIS screen too
Is she at Amyâs house????
yep definitely Amyâs house
âoh noâ what River????
awww Roryâs gone to talk to Amy
âwho gave you that?â âone of the fellasâ âwhich one?â Roryâs bout to go fight someone
whys Amy randomly crying again??
âdonât raise your voice donât look alarmedâ thatâs never good
âitâs like Iâm happy, why am I happy?â awww
oh god so the romans arenât really romans
OH GOD WHATâS HAPPENING TO THE TARDIS
OH GOD WHATâS HAPPENING
what is up with this new palpatine voice âsilence will fallâ the fuck does that mean
Amy and Rory right now are killing me
OH GOD WHY ARE THEY MAKING ROBOT SOUNDS WHY IS RORY MAKING ROBOT SOUNDS
OH GOD THE THING IS OPENING
WHATS HAPPENING TO RORY
OH GOD RIVER IS STUCK IN THE TARDIS THIS ISNâT GOOD
OH AMY REMEMBERED HIM AWWWW
i donât like this
HAHA DALEKS
âthe pandorica is readyâ âready for what?â âready for youâ WHAT????
WHATEVER THAT FUCKING CHAIR IS THEY HAD BEST NOT PUT THE DOCTOR IN IT
OH GOD RORY SHOT AMY OH NO NO NO
WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. HAPPENING??????
âthe cracks in time are the work of the doctorâ NO
OH GOD THEYRE CLOSING THE BOX OH NO OH GOD ITâS EXPLODING AMY IS DYING WHAT THE FUCK
okay Iâm gonna kill my friend he did not warn me enough for this shit
this thread is absurdly long but whatever this is stressful
