WHY CAN I NOT WALK THREE FEET WITHOUT SEEING A SPIDER I HATE MY STATE WHATTHEFUCK

I WALKED INTO THE BATHROOM CUS I HAD TO PISS AND THIS HUGE WOLF SPIDER WAS CHILLING ON THE COUNTER THEN WHEN HE NOTICED ME CLIMBED BACK INTO THE DRAIN HOLY FUCKING SHIT

THERES A DEAD WOLF SPIDER IN MY BEDROOM DOORWAY THAT IM TOO SCARED TO MOVE AND THERES A DEAD ONE BY MY OUTSIDE DOOR AND TWO DEAD ONES IN MY BATHROOM WHICH IS WHY I USED THE GUEST BATHROOM AND SAW MR DRAIN WTF

I HAVE SIX FUCKING CATS WHY CAN THEY NOT EAT THEM OR SOMETHING THEYRE SO USELESS FUCK

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