Calculus more like CALculus because California had the highest amount of deaths by drug overdose and I have neither died from a drug overdose nor have I done calculus.

Algebra more like algeBRUH because that's how I remember to pronounce algebra.

Trigonometry more like TRICKonometry because my brother tricked me once and he knows trigonometry.

Statistics more like statisTSKs because it is statically likely that my followers will be disappointed in this thread.