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Left a rather aggressive note taped on the door of my upstairs neighbors. If you are unaware, they own a demon elephant child that constantly stomps and shakes the whole living room area. I wish I was kidding... This kid is like 3 or 4...
Now, I normally hit the ceiling with our mop because if they& #39;re gonna be loud, then imma be loud right back. But this little bitch thought it was a fucking game and would respond with more thuds. Me being the aggressive person I am, wrote a note...
Now this note was originally taped to their mailbox, but after coming back up, the thumping would not stop. I couldn& #39;t focus. I was going mad. So I was going to go up and confront them...
But social distancing... So instead I took the note off of the mailbox and went and taped it on their door! I& #39;d didn& #39;t knock or anything. So I& #39;m wondering when they& #39;re gonna find it right?
Things get quieter and I check to see if there is a response. They decided to take my note and retape it to MY door.
Okay... I see y& #39;all. Well it& #39;s been quiet and I& #39;m betting it has something to do with the end of my note. See, the bottom said "If you canny get your kid under control, then I will have to involve management" or something along those lines.
I heavily refrained from putting "You toddler is birth control for those happy couples in the building without kids" but I felt like that was too far. 
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Hello everyone! For those of you following this thread about my upstairs neighbors...
My threat to call the office worked. They have been obscenely quiet and it better stay that wayhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Grinning face with smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Grinning face with smiling eyes"> or else...
My threat to call the office worked. They have been obscenely quiet and it better stay that way
