Funny story time thread (no jokes, it’s fucking brillianthttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">):
So when I was 18, I was with my most recent ex right. And at that age I had started getting bustier body wise, something I had waited years to happen as I was a stick

Anyways I was with my then boyfriend (gonna call him Norbert) and one day we were hanging out and he looked at my boobs, and then looked me dead in the eyes and said “wow, I can’t believe I made your boobs grow so much!”
You best believed I was stunned by what he said

This man dead as thought my boobs had gotten bigger simply because I was with him??
So I replied “Norbert, no you didn’t...”

THIS MAN THEN ACCUSED ME OF CHEATING ON HIM AS HE WAS CONVINCED MALES ARE THE ONLY REASON BOOBS GROW AND I FUCKING NEARLY DIED FROM LAUGHINGhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">

Anyways that’s the stupidest thing a boy has ever said to me and I’m never letting it down
Thank you for coming to my TED talk x