Today’s task farce briefing:

“Broad-cask-ing”

The was one hell of a fumble, Tyrannical Tangerine Taintcicle.
“Caranavirus”

I’m hearing the Macarena for some reason.
Oh, he basically opened with a GM commercial, didn’t mean to leave that out.

Maybe he’ll give the Tiger King a pardon after all.
“Great job. Mike, please..”

World’s longest sniff has just been captured on video. Somebody call Guinness, quick, we need to get this one on the books!
"The level of IQ on some of those calls was about the highest you've ever seen on a phone call, that I can tell you.”

What?
Sunny Perdue steps to the plate with some pre-packed supply, & demand bullshit, about why I haven’t seen a roll of toilet paper for sale in Tennessee for a month now, but whatever.
Blames Obama.
Lather, rinse, repeat.
Threatens governors with a “close down”

“We can do whatever we want”

Y’all better be grateful, you know how he gets.
Don’t be a cutie pie, okay.
Captain COVID doesn’t understand direct deposit means we’ll never have to be subjected to his “big beautiful signature”, which resembles a ferret on crack having set off the Richter scale.

She reminds me of someone..
Judges being blocked have “never ever happened before”

Honey, do you need an introduction to the Grim Reaper, Mitch McConnell?
He could tell you all about blocking judges, he had a good laugh over that one.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mitch-mcconnell-blocks-obama-laughs_n_5df32430e4b0deb78b517322
Doesn’t know how tariffs work, that’s unexpected from the man who thinks we need I.D. to purchase groceries.

Word salad tango about why we have such a high percentage of deaths; Fred Aistare moves on full display.
Gives credence to some conspiracy theories, courtesy of Faux Spews.

I think I lost consciousness somewhere on this crazy ride, but that’s a wrap.

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