your mcm just woke up. the first thing he did was grab his phone and check his bank account online. his stimulus check hit and hes excited. he gets on facebook immediately and posts “idk how yall do that 9-5 shit.” then he asks his mom for her car keys to go to the ATM. he skips-

the morning routine of washing up and immediately leaves the house. he pulls up to the banks ATM and he withdraws $1,200 in 20s. the bank account is left with a balance of $1.26. he calls his bestfriend and tells him hes about to pull up because he needs a favor.

on the way to his friends house he gets back on facebook and starts dming random girls while driving. “let me spoil u” he arrives to the friends house and asks the friend to take a picture of him. he pulls out the $1,200 in 20s and creates a fan. picture 1 is taken.

he then repositions the $1,200 to slide down his arm. picture 2 is taken. hes happier than ever. the friend asks, “what you gonna do with the money?” your mcm responds, “shutcho broke ass up, dont worry about the next mans bag.” he gets back in his moms car and gets on facebook-

he posts both pictures and captions “$1,200 aint shit, i get that in a day.” he gets 7 likes. hes about to go make his first purchase. whats the first thing hes going to buy? find out next time on " Niggas Aint Shit"