One time, on vacation with my parents, they decided since they were leaving the day before me, they could help me take one of my bags home. I gave them the one with my passport in it. https://twitter.com/WendyA__/status/1250498837078331392
One time flying back to Nigeria, trying to check in, I was told I’d need to pay £40 fine for extra luggage. So I decided, I’d buy an extra bag to use as hand luggage. Came back to the checking point, I’d missed my flight. Hand luggage cost me £44.
One time I left my purse that had my passport, wallet and phones in the tube. I wanted to throw myself on the train tracks. Luckily I got all that back.
At two seperate internships, I fell asleep at a client meeting.
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