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Well, you can shit in one hand, and I'll shit in the other, and see which gets filled first.
Hang on. That's not right.
A bird shits in my hand and I shit in a bush and we'll see which gets filled first.
Nope, damn it.
Nope, damn it.
If a bear shits in my hand and nobody is around to hear it do I make a wish?
Does a bear shit in a wish?
A wish in hand is worth shit in a bush.
This is tough. It's tough to communicate.
Well you can shit on a bear and shit on a bird, and see whose around to hear it.
If a tree falls and nobody around to hear it, does it take a shit?
