u know who is suffering right now. the paparazzi. ain’t got no one to shoot. some outside my house right now. waiting waiting for a walk that will never happen. a nipple that will never fall out. I think...I think I will give them a nipple

give me something to do to help the economy. a fake john fight? should I sob? drag my mom to the car like an animal?

Update: I did nothing except give them donuts they didn’t take