A List of Lists: A Quarantine

List of things ruining relationships:
-XBOX/PS4
-The Weeknd
-Instagram models
-OnlyFans

List of things ruining the planet:
-COVID-19
-SIMPs
-Anyone whose name starts with the letter J
-Lil Uzi’s mixtape (in the best way)
-Pigeons
-NBAYoungboy fans

List of things I’d rather do than trust:
-Fight a grizzly bear
-Eat a grenade
-Physics
-Stop listening to Lil Uzi (imagine)
-Fight Mike Tyson

List of things longer than than an AC relationship:
-A TikTok
-A Vine
-A commercial
-Gary Coleman
-A long day
-A power hour
-A power nap
-The time it took to type this