Just to be clear, I appreciate service workers and fast food industry workers and support their fight for a living wage.

But for fuck's sake my DoorDash order has never been correct. Regardless of vendor, it's never right. Every. Single. Time.
If I have to call the place ahead of time and tell them what the order is... WHAT THE FUCK IS DOORDASH DOING?

WHY AM I PAYING YOU PEOPLE --- IN A PANDEMIC --- WHEN WE NEED SOCIAL DISTANCING FOR A SERVICE I HAVE TO DO MYSELF ANYWAY?
"BUT WE NEED TO SUPPORT STRUGGLING RESTUARANTS."

EAT MY WHOLE ASS. 1 in 5 adults has food allergies. The FDA requires you produce the order based on the customer's specified needs. If DoorDash isn't doing anything to ensure that. They should be shut down.
Fuck grammar and punctuation, this is my Karen moment.

Peace love and solidarity but fuck DoorDash corporate.
It occurs to me that there's not enough F-bombs in this thread to express my frustration with the only a-la-carte food delivery service in my area. So let me rectify that with GIFS.

This is how DoorDash handles corporate responsibility.
This is me after opening my DoorDash order.
This is what I want to say every time customer support dishes me bullshit courtesies.
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