I remember in hs my friends and I went to play basketball at school on a weekend bc the gates happened to be unlocked and we were bored af https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull"> after we tried to leave, a custodian saw us running to the entrance and that bitch locked us in bc “we shouldn’t have been there anyway”

So my friends and I had to bust a mission to find different exits and we couldn’t so we had to hop a couple high ass fences and ofc I was the last one bc I was scared of falling https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull"> so on the last fence my lil booty shorts ended up getting caught on the spikes https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">

and I was basically 3rd wheeling so it was awkward, my girl friend looked at me like “you better not ask my man for help” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> but like I had no choice lmao so the dude had to climb the fence a bit, had to touch my ass to rip my shorts out the fence and then carried me down https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">

Whole time she was glaring at me bc she thought I did it on purpose to get her mans attention https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> later on i did steal her man though bc she fucked me over but that’s not the point https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull"> but nonetheless it was a funny day