SIMULATION: Fake U.S. Olympic Trials:

This is a *fake* score simulation & live tweeting thread. I am using a dice to generate certain scores for each gymnast based on historical performances and, to a certain degree, prospective upgrades. Purely fictional & fun, not predictive.
ROTATION 1.
We welcome you here today to sunny St. Louis, Missouri. A year delayed than originally intended, but we're finally here! And everyone is clamoring to see the best of the best. It is here that 17 finest gymnasts in America will compete for one of four spots on the Olympic Team.
METHODOLOGY:

E-Scores:

1: 25% Percentile
2,3: Median of Past Year
4,5: 75% Percentile
6: Best of Past Year

D-Scores:

1: 75% Percentile
2,3: Best of Past Year
4,5: Average of Best + Projected Highest Upgrade
6: Highest Upgrade
I used the dice from my Disney Monopoly board game. LOL
ROTATION 3.
McCALLUM, G. (VT): She warmed up both a Cheng & Amanar, but she decides to go for the Amanar instead. She does a clean job w/ an overrotating step to the side. Looks fully rotated. "Fabulous job!" says Sarah Jantzi. This should move her up in the standings! (5.8/9.25 = 15.050).
ROTATION 4.
HURD, M. (VT): The crowd is cheering her on: "Go, Morgi!" She is planning to do a DTY. She tilts slightly to one side, but her form is flawless. She has a very nice landing w/ a small hop backwards. She smiles widely to the crowd & runs to give Slava a hug (5.4 / 9.063 = 14.463).
ROTATION 2.
After two rotations, here is your scoreboard:

1. Simone Biles
2. MyKayla Skinner
3. Sunisa Lee
4. Jordan Chiles
5. Leanne Wong
6. Kayla DiCello
7. Morgan Hurd
8. Laurie Hernandez (!!!)

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Taking a short break before starting Rotation 3. Let me know what you think.
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