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Hi, I& #39;m a super crappy junior consultant. Thanks for hiring my company! In this kickoff meeting I& #39;ll be reviewing your infrastructure.
What complete moron designed this nonsense? Oh, it was you? Uh oh.
Why didn& #39;t you use this managed service that was just released six weeks ago to build your app back in 2012?
Okay, I& #39;ve drawn a better architecture for you on the whiteboard. All you have to do now is turn your site off for 18 months while you migrate to it.
That architecture I recommended ten minutes ago? It& #39;s crappy and broken now, there& #39;s a new JavaScript framework to use instead.
Scratch that, we& #39;re doing it in Rust.
Thanks again for your business, we here at Hacker News Consultancy sure do appreciate it!
