Thread by @Roderiguezu, Harry: When you said ‘magical in bed’ this isn’t exactly what i [...]

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Harry: When you said ‘magical in bed’ this isn’t exactly what i was exp-

Draco: *holds up 8 of hearts* Is this your card?

Harry: *softly* Holy shit

Blaise: Fuck, marry, kill. Me, Harry and Pansy.

Draco: Fuck you, marry Harry, Kill Ron.

Ron, minding his own business: I wasn’t even one of the options, what the fuck?

Harry: [staring at his reflection] do you ever wish you could change every single part of yourself?

Draco: [looking at him sympathetically] no, I’m a winner.

Ron: How’s the most beautiful and charming person in world doing today?

Hermione: I don’t know, how are-

Harry: Draco is fine, thanks for asking.

Draco: I’m kinda jealous of you, Potter.

Harry: What? Why?

Draco: Because your boyfriend is definitely hotter than mine.

Harry:

Draco: *Walks away*

Harry: Wait–

Harry: YOU’RE my boyfriend–

Harry: COME BACK HERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Draco: see you in hell

Harry: uh are you askin me on a date? i accept

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