#BigDickAnon Update: Nukes Up Xi's Ass Edition.
"This shit hole is beyond comprehension. God it is wonderful. Never underestimate the power of greed. Maduro is a dead man and the only issues left is dividing up the spoils of this shit fest. The miIitary is being given major concessions in the oil industry."

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"Multiple crime families are taking over Gold mining. The Gold in this place is impressive. Hell let them have fun. Didn`t have the heart to tell them we make the shit."

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"Last night a vote was taken on when and how to take Maduro out. One group wants to drop him out of a helicopter, another wants to drop him in a wood chipper, and my Saudi friends want to feed him to the hounds."

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"I haven`t laughed so much since my Russian friend took a power saw to an Iranian scientist he had an issue with. You know the world is really turning to shit. Everyone has lost their fucking minds and the humor is great."

Professional assassin humor. Not for all.
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"The Chinese are thinking about taking out Taiwan, and Hong Kong. The Russians want Ukraine and spheres of influence in the middle east. The U.S, gets Venezuela and a few other choice pieces of real estate."

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"Of course this is all in anticipation of another depression since no one knows how to deal with Corona Virus and the death toil will continue to rise as we go through multiple infection events."

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"This bad boy is a designer bio-weapon that unwraps like a Christmas present and keeps on giving till it exhausts the victims."

Saw this claim very early on on /pol/. Can't find the screencap right now.

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"Just to share a little diamond with you. The folks in Taiwan have over 40 nuclear weapons they have assembled over the years. With help from Israel, who made a hell of a lot of money, these weapons are dispersed in sites on Taiwan..."

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"...with 15 nuclear missiles dispersed on several submarines. These folks are not going down without a fight. 5 of the nukes are aimed at Beiing right up Xi`s ass. Fuck China."

He links the title song from Paint Your Wagon.



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Anon asks how China is really doing.

"China is getting eaten alive by the virus. Their strategy is to simply burn the dead and those close and keep things going. They have no real alternative."

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"The last number I heard was over 2 million dead and climbing. And with the communists and traitors in the american press they can get away with this."

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"Folks we are already in a depression. Get ready. I know a person in the Taiwan military. They will glass Beijing and piss on Xi`s grave."

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"I am a bit drunk right now but have to admit this place is heaven for a crazy person. Met a Columbian last night who is getting out of the drug business to get into Gold. Really the planning down here is pretty good."

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Anon wants to know if we need potassium iodide soon.

"Don`t know about that. Will tell you there is some serious shit being talked about behind the green door between Russia and the U.S. Have to run for a bit. Will be back."

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And that's it for this time. Behind the green door is the motto of a very secretive US unit (out of Texas?), possibly the original Space Force. Thank you kindly to @AussiePI for this image of their patch.

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He's back live here:

https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/253585705

Any questions I should ask?

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OK, scratch that suggestion. I just filled in 16 CAPTCHAs only to be told my IP range has been banned for abuse. Sigh. On with the show.

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"Putin is pissed at both the Iranians and the Chinese but that is tempered by the fact some of his military folks fucked this up also."

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"Putin is really pissed because Trump shared with him some tapes of Xi telling his inner circle that his long term plans include taking Russia out and using it as a colony of China."

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"The world is a dangerous place right now. There is a sense of loss of balance and a number of governments are on the edge, and some of the democrats are just flat out traitors. That piece of shit Biden is up to his ass in corruption with the Chinese as is his son."

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"Venezuelan women are quite the group. And they are damn fine fighters. Several days ago met a few who castrate their victims are put their testicles in barrels. Maybe something to learn there. Never really recruite homos it is out there and each to his own."

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"The main problem in China is they have destroyed the environment. Only about 25% of their water is safe to drink and the whole Country is a fucking death trap for the world. That is why Xi wants both Russia and he is fond of stealing Alaska also."

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"By the way Trump is back to trying and buy Greenland. We really need to get Greenland for a lot of reason."

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