As someone who’s had platinum hair for six years, I feel that I need to share my tips since you’re all bleaching your fucking hair now, a thread (I’m not a hairdresser don’t drag me) x

This is the TOP priority item if you don’t want your hair having more divorced ends than any family lawyer. You can buy it online and it’s only £23. You should put it on wet (not conditioned hair) and sleep with it on overnight with a hair cap once a week.

Now, you need to keep your hair conditioned and moist (ew) because let me tell you, bleach will make your hair thirsty as hell. This is expensive (£30) but no shitty hair masque from high street will do. BUY THIS and leave it on 15mins twice a week x

This isn’t just any other purple shampoo, it’s a FUDGE shampoo. Wear gloves because that shit is stronger than anal bleach (trust me I know). Once or twice a week will stop your hair from going yellow. It’s not that’s expensive, about £13 online.

As mentioned earlier, your hair will also be as thirsty as your h*le during this lockdown so you want a good moisturising shampoo and conditioner combo. I’ve been using TIGI for years and it doesn’t weight the hair down. £15 x

Also please do a patch test for the love of god. The last thing you want on your scalp is oozing blisters

As you can see, the aftercare can cost up to a £100 a month plus your roots work after the lockdown is lifted. In other words, THIS IS VERY EXPENSIVE HAIR as the GC would say so please think twice x