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Tiger King Cast if they lived in Southern MD
First off is my guy Joe Exotic!!!! Joe is definitely from Waldorf. Why? Everyone loves to hate him!! He went to Stone in the 80s. He lives off Poplar Hill or in Pinefield.
Carole Baskins is from La Plata if it wasn’t obvious already. She loves her town and doesn’t go to Waldorf because she feels it isn’t “safe”. Will call the cops on you in a minute!
Howard Baskins lives in La Plata with his wife Carole but he is originally from Annapolis. Him and Carole live in a pretty big house but we wonder where the funds are coming from.
My guy John Reinke!!! He lives in Hughesville with his new gf. He either shops at McKays or Nicks. He has a mixed grandson that lives in Waldorf. He works for SMECO
My guy Saff lives in Waldorf! He lives in Pinefield. Cool dude, lays low and just likes to do his work. He works as a mechanic. Likes the La Plata Walmart better than the Waldorf one.
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John is from St. Mary’s and went to Chopticon. Nice guy but had made some odd choices in life. He’s changed his life though and has a career in HVAC!
Erik gives me St. Mary’s vibes too. I’m thinking Charlotte Hall. He’s a cool guy, you see him at the farmers market or McKays. He hangs with the Amish.
Jeff grew up in La Plata but he currently lives in a big house in Port Tobacco. He loves to take trips to Myrtle Beach and Ocean City. Does shady business deals. Joe’s 3rd cousin.
Lauren is a La Plata girl. Was on the cheerleading team and worked at Texas Roadhouse in hs. Had a black bf from Waldorf. She met Jeff while working at Captain Billy’s
Tim Stark is a weird dude! He lives in like Pomonkey
THIS SNITCH! You know he lives in some rich neighborhood in Calvert County and his kids go to Northern. He stays in everyone’s business but we can’t talk about that waitress from Friday’s.
Dillion is from Indian Head and went to Lackey. He tried to hide his true self under camo and confederate flag stickers
Josh is a really smart guy he lives off 228. He was salty he didn’t get into North Point for Criminal Justice but he ended up really liking Westlake. Went to Towson because he got waited listed at UMD.
