So...someone got my credit card number and ordered a computer. Since they also stole my email and phone number *I* am getting the shipping updates! I know the address! And it’s a few miles away. I have canceled my card and all that, but....WHAT SHOULD I DO TO THIS PERSON?!!!
Couple updates —- I finally got the computer company to contact FedEx but the computer is “On FedEx vehicle for delivery!” Stay tuned...
Also important detail — package requires a signature. I mean I at least have to wait outside and see who’s gonna sign for it, right? Or I sign for it?!
Who’s ready for updates?!
I got dressed.
@DGubs4ALL came over with a ton of his dog’s poop.
Dennis and I drove in caravan (we abided by all Covid rules!) to meet another friend who was already at the stakeout.
On my way... I saw a FedEx truck.
I pulled up and asked if he had a delivery on Normandie.
He said he had one for 334, but was told not to deliver!
I screamed “Yes!!! Don’t deliver!!!” I had never been so excited to see a plan work!!!
This is the FedEx guy! I gave him a back of snacks, drinks and TP and thanked him for all he’s doing and for not delivering that package.
And remember I’m dressed as a super hero which may be why he couldn’t stop laughing.
We achieved our main goal - not to have the packaged delivered, but we we weren’t done...
Here is Dennis delivering a box of dog poop addressed to them.
We prevented the delivery and got out of our houses for the first time in a loooong while! Thanks for reading. We are here if you need us. Stay well!
I feel like right about now they’re wondering where their computer is and they’ll see a box outside and open it and ... 💩
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