okay you know what I don't need now, universe?

emails from my dad entitled "DAD ON FOX NEWS"
my freaking heart stopped
he's too close to the camera crew and he should ABSOLUTELY have a mask on but in the grand scheme of "your father is on Fox 'News'" this is--so far--a very minor calamity
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