okay you know what I don& #39;t need now, universe?

emails from my dad entitled "DAD ON FOX NEWS"
my freaking heart stopped
he& #39;s too close to the camera crew and he should ABSOLUTELY have a mask on but in the grand scheme of "your father is on Fox & #39;News& #39;" this is--so far--a very minor calamity
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