Alex Turner as random things or people or whatever I tweet about: a thread

Alex Turner as George Harrison and both as homeless men

Alex Turner as Tom Cruise

Alex Turner as (my bestie) Tessa Violet

Alex Turner as Harry Styles

Alex Turner as Alex Turner

Alex Turner as Martin Tonner

Alex Turner as somehow every member of blossoms at the same time

Alex Turner as Joe Kerry but this is just a link to Mari’s thread since she got there first: https://twitter.com/mooninturner/status/1249693279475695622

Alex Turner as James Dean in that one photoshoot people hate

Alex Turner as Harry Styles (again)

Alex Turner as this one tweet

Alex Turner as one of the Strokes:

Alex Turner as this one watch that probably costs the same amount as all the designer clothing he’s wearing

Alex Turner at T in the Park 2007 as the alcohol most appropriate for T in the Park in 2007

Alex Turner as the sunglasses Alex Turner wore at Glastonbury 2016

Alex Turner as a comment that’s obviously been made about this thread