The year is 2013 and you& #39;re sitting in the CyberARTS computer lab. You plug your SkullCandy earbuds into your phone excitedly as you turn on your newly updated Vampire Weekend Playlist.

Who Gives A Fuck About An Oxford Comma you think, while opening InDesign to work on your My Head Is An Animal Album Re-design. You desperately want to use BrainFlower in your layout, but you know better--after all, you are a Graphic Design Student.

Instead, you select a Serif Font and Italicize your Title that is Entirely in Uppercase. You export a 12" x 12" PNG to use in a Vinyl Record Mockup and play with your Hair while you wait. It used to be Red but you Rebleached it over the Weekend, because You& #39;re Not Emo anymore.

You sigh, putting your new Pale Blue and Lavender Hair into a Messy Bun. Wow, I Love Being Indie, you think. I& #39;m definitely Not Like the Other Girls.