The year is 2013 and you're sitting in the CyberARTS computer lab. You plug your SkullCandy earbuds into your phone excitedly as you turn on your newly updated Vampire Weekend Playlist.

Who Gives A Fuck About An Oxford Comma you think, while opening InDesign to work on your My Head Is An Animal Album Re-design. You desperately want to use BrainFlower in your layout, but you know better--after all, you are a Graphic Design Student.

Instead, you select a Serif Font and Italicize your Title that is Entirely in Uppercase. You export a 12" x 12" PNG to use in a Vinyl Record Mockup and play with your Hair while you wait. It used to be Red but you Rebleached it over the Weekend, because You're Not Emo anymore.

You sigh, putting your new Pale Blue and Lavender Hair into a Messy Bun. Wow, I Love Being Indie, you think. I'm definitely Not Like the Other Girls.