Apartment Joys, Episode 1:

Last night I saw and murdered a few bed bugs () and then stayed up paranoid till 3:30 am hunting and spraying detterent until I can get a professional to destroy the infiltrators, then slept a few restless hours on my rattan couch.

Meanwhile, with all my neighbors at home now, my apartment smells constantly of cigarettes, so I leave the windows open and try to cover it with febreze.

Now I live in a 400sqf box of febreze, second hand smoke, and bug spray.

Mentally preparing myself to spend all day waiting my turn for the laundry room and hauling along a veritable mountain of quarters to wash my bedding.

I know it's a good day ahead of me, though, because just now, I ran the coffee maker without coffee.