every public health (or adjacent) person i know right now has the attitude of a french crab smoking a cigarette before it goes in a boiling pot
“ah, ze womb of ze parent ou un département d’urgence during un pandemic; hard to say which iz more dangereuse *taps ashes off cigarette with claw*”
“ah ze freedom; she iz beautiful, non? but never iz she yours; and never again will she be avec vous. she iz gone, mon ami. *taps claw on ground; scatters ash*”