if you just say coronavirus you’re probably cool, have a really good taste in music and are twenty one pilots biggest fan. by the way i say coronavirus.
if you say “the virus” you probably are 7 and don’t say coronavirus cause corona is a brand of beer and your mommy wouldn’t approve 


if you say “rona” you are EXTREMELY ANNOYING AND I DONT KNOW WHY. AND IF YOU CALL BEING IN QUARANTINE “RONA SZN” YOU ARE THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON ON EARTH by the way no offense if that’s you
if you say “covid 19” you’re the kind of person who reminds the teacher about the homework when they forget and i really don’t like you
and lastly if you say “co-row row row your boat gently down the stream” no one actually says that i just wanted to put that there. k bye stream level of concern