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Lemme tell you guys a story about my first street fight.
It was against a female, her name was Sarah and it happened when we were classmates in Pry 4.
A Thread.
It was against a female, her name was Sarah and it happened when we were classmates in Pry 4.
A Thread.
That fateful day, we went to school it was a Friday. I remember how walking into class that morning and hearing Sarah, Tolu and Ivonne mocking me over my sandals and how I had no ‘babe’.
These babes apparently held their meetings and decided to ridicule me.
These babes apparently held their meetings and decided to ridicule me.
I had my own cartel in class tho and @seedsofmedulla was one of them, we called him Tayo.
After school that day, I and Sarah has a stand-off
‘Sarah you dey mad’
I screamed as we walked past Tofeek schools.
‘I go soon beat you’ Sarah replied
After school that day, I and Sarah has a stand-off
‘Sarah you dey mad’
I screamed as we walked past Tofeek schools.
‘I go soon beat you’ Sarah replied
Tayo from my back said
‘She no fit do anything Ochai’
‘I know now’ I retorted as I kept making hand gestures at Sarah.
‘Make we reach house now pull uniform we go fight’ I screamed
‘If dem born you well come’ she shouted back
Tayo then said ‘Ochai (my name is Ochei..but
‘She no fit do anything Ochai’
‘I know now’ I retorted as I kept making hand gestures at Sarah.
‘Make we reach house now pull uniform we go fight’ I screamed
‘If dem born you well come’ she shouted back
Tayo then said ‘Ochai (my name is Ochei..but
...for some reason he calls me Ochai till tomorrow) she no fit do anything you go finish am’
‘Just carry am knack am for ground’ Tunji added (Tayo’s Brother)
‘Make una no even give me scope I no how to finish am...I go blow am for breast (Sarah was bigger than us)’
‘Just carry am knack am for ground’ Tunji added (Tayo’s Brother)
‘Make una no even give me scope I no how to finish am...I go blow am for breast (Sarah was bigger than us)’
I said to both of them.
Tayo then says ‘Make we run go house go change so dat we fit go meet her for house’
Almost immediately we all took off running as fast as we could, we sped past Sarah and her gang pushing them and jetting off as we made our way home.
Tayo then says ‘Make we run go house go change so dat we fit go meet her for house’
Almost immediately we all took off running as fast as we could, we sped past Sarah and her gang pushing them and jetting off as we made our way home.
I had barely taken off my school short when I started hearing
‘Ochai come out ooh...you dey waste time’ Tayo was outside
I quickly put on another short and wore my ‘canvas’ and stepped out without shirt, I needed to deal with Sarah quickly.
We went outside and met Tunji,
‘Ochai come out ooh...you dey waste time’ Tayo was outside
I quickly put on another short and wore my ‘canvas’ and stepped out without shirt, I needed to deal with Sarah quickly.
We went outside and met Tunji,
Bayo and chima. We then started walking to Sarah’s house.
As we were going, I was in front, the Calvary was behind me, giving me various ideas
‘Ochai just rake am..turn am to gidigbo’ Tayo says
‘Wo na shey Beh..fun ni eshe loyan’ bayo throws in
As we were going, I was in front, the Calvary was behind me, giving me various ideas
‘Ochai just rake am..turn am to gidigbo’ Tayo says
‘Wo na shey Beh..fun ni eshe loyan’ bayo throws in
I wasn’t even listening, I just needed to beat up this Sarah ooh.
We entered Sarah’s compound and saw her on the staircase, the Calvary gave me hands length while I was raining curses on her
‘Sarah your Fada, your moda, it will not better for you...if dem born you well
We entered Sarah’s compound and saw her on the staircase, the Calvary gave me hands length while I was raining curses on her
‘Sarah your Fada, your moda, it will not better for you...if dem born you well
...come down here...with your scatter scatter teeth like Rambo bullet’
My squad shouted
‘yeeh...Sarah..e enter’
‘You wey mess amala fly gate..comedown now, I go show you pepper now’ I screamed again
Sarah looked at me one last time, then she started coming down
My squad shouted
‘yeeh...Sarah..e enter’
‘You wey mess amala fly gate..comedown now, I go show you pepper now’ I screamed again
Sarah looked at me one last time, then she started coming down
the flight of stairs.
When she got down, she said
‘Ehn Watin you wan do now’ (This was an Edo babe)
I was still trying to speak when Tayo jumped to my front and said
‘Ochai beat her let’s go’
Then I walked to her front, drawing a long line with my feet on the floor...
When she got down, she said
‘Ehn Watin you wan do now’ (This was an Edo babe)
I was still trying to speak when Tayo jumped to my front and said
‘Ochai beat her let’s go’
Then I walked to her front, drawing a long line with my feet on the floor...
I said ‘if dey born you well, cross this line’
Sarah jumped over the line.
‘Yeeeeh...she cross am’ all of us chorused.
I turned swiftly and faced the gate, walking briskly towards the exit.
My squad chased after me, shouting
‘Ochai..Ochai..were are you going’
Sarah jumped over the line.
‘Yeeeeh...she cross am’ all of us chorused.
I turned swiftly and faced the gate, walking briskly towards the exit.
My squad chased after me, shouting
‘Ochai..Ochai..were are you going’
‘Sarah must chop fufu....she go chop fufu...I go give am fufu chop’ I screamed back as I raced off to one woman’s shop who was selling fufu and picked one up.
I turned around and headed back to Sarah’s compound, I was holding the fufu high up facing the sky as if to say
I turned around and headed back to Sarah’s compound, I was holding the fufu high up facing the sky as if to say
‘Baba God See the fufu...bless am before this girl chop am’
I walked into the compound with Sarah still rooted at the same spot, hands on her waist, watching us fool ourselves.
Immediately I saw her, I rushed her with the fufu...As I released the ‘deadly’ blow
I walked into the compound with Sarah still rooted at the same spot, hands on her waist, watching us fool ourselves.
Immediately I saw her, I rushed her with the fufu...As I released the ‘deadly’ blow
this babe caught my hand, carried me up, I was seeing the sky from a different view now and ‘gbaaaa’ I landed on the floor... the fufu went to one side as Sarah sat on me and was giving me variou forms of slaps as I I tried to protect my face.
The slaps suddenly stopped. I was opening my eyes when the fufu I brought by myself entered my mouth.
God.
This girl rubbed the fufu all over my lips, put some in my mouth and cleaned her hand on my head.
She stood up and left me there
God.
This girl rubbed the fufu all over my lips, put some in my mouth and cleaned her hand on my head.
She stood up and left me there
I managed to get up after say 5 minutes, all this while I can’t say where my squad was, the only thing I can remember is Bayo saying
‘The fufu enter him mouth and e be like say d fufu done spoil’
‘The fufu enter him mouth and e be like say d fufu done spoil’
