Remus: There’s something about standing naked in a small space being dumped by soap and water that really get my creative juices flowing.
Roman:...
Roman:I believe that’s the one place you and I can agree.
Remus:
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Remus: Does this mean I can come out of time out?
Roman: No, you hurt Patton that’s practically a life sentence.
[In the other room]
Patton: *crying* He took the last cookie from me.
Virgil: *consoling Patton* We’ll get through this, I’ll kill Remus later
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Patton: Wait, what was that last part?
Virgil: Uhh-I-I said I’ll—mail Remus later...to Alaska...
Patton: okayyyy...
Virgil: *in his head*
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