It’s worse than you think.
Not only did I go to Whole Foods yesterday but since they don’t sell English muffins I then went the to the grocery store in the hood to grab some & then stopped at the corner bodega on my way home to buy my hubby a cigar.

I’m a monster. https://twitter.com/eliascepeda/status/1250438992916410378
And to really clear my conscience, I’d like to also to confess that we stopped at the gas station to pick up propane for our grill.

Call the police. I’m on a spree.
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