10 LIES LADIES LIKE TO HEAR

I'll make this succinct & lucid so it doesn't get longer than it should be. These are personal observations so don't try to refute them on pseudo standards.

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1. I love you.

When ladies get into a relationship they are eager to hear the I love you from the guy; somehow it validates their feelings but trust me hun, wait for him to say it. If he actually says it of his own volition, it's more likely he means it than when
Cajoled or forced to say. Let it come naturally.

Interestingly, men are more on the action side than talking side. If he talks alot about loving you, be observant to see if his actions corresponds with his words. That's what's more important.
2. I miss you.

It feels beautiful to be missed and told the same but make sure it was intended. Is he missing you or he's missing your body?? Think about it, if he's not missing you for you then your body is the essence of the lirationship. But if you're fine with it then🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️
3. You are beautiful

This is top in the list. How many women won't be displeased to hear their partner say they're not beautiful? This is may be a lie because sometimes your partner may not think you're beautiful. He will never admit it cos he don't want to sleep on the couch.
4. I ciant live without you

Oh! This is a sweet lie. It's bad to lie, but when your girl wants you to whisper sweet little nothing in her ears, you simply say, I can't live without you babe. You probably don't deserve to get into heaven for such a lie. But, edis what edis🧘🏽‍♂️
5. I have never loved before.

Why women love this particular lie is mind boggling. You know it is a lie & she really wants to believe you. You are a match made in heaven. This lie should make the top lies in human existence. Women love to hear it is so its very effective
6. If you leave me, I will die

Men should be ashamed of this lie. Women should also be ashamed for loving such a lie. This sentence is so cheesy but very effective. This is one of those lies that are awash with hypocrisy. No matter how long you have been with your spouse,
if you say those words to her, she will be happy and you might get lucky if you know what that means. This lie is terrible because it oozes desperation.
7. love you so much it hurts

This could also be true as sometimes being treated badly in love hurts. But, lie is slick & to the point. It will melt the heart of even the most hardcore women out there. Your girl might laugh at this lie because it sounds cheesy but she loves it.
8. You are very intelligent

This is a two edged sword, but it can cut deep into the heart of your woman. It is a lie but she doesn't care and neither should you. That doesn't mean women are not intelligent (intelligence in women is very sexy) but at times you just wonder.
This is a compliment and can also be an insult. If used judiciously, it can be a winner. The lie sits comfortably at the top of 10 lies women love to hear.

Sometimes when you actually tell them they are intelligent and mean it, they don't even believe you🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️
9. I am only interested in your brain

This is a terrible lie. We all know what most men want. When men are talking to a beautiful woman, they are not thinking about her brain. They are only interested in her (I can't say it, I'm fasting for coloma vilus to go away).
10. We can have a relationship not be based on sex

Whoever invented this lie is a genius. Some women say men don't have emotions above the waistline. That might be true, but women still love to hear this lie.
Yes, there are a few men who can have a relationship without sex (there are only 7 of us left in the world🧘🏽‍♂️). So it's a case of majority of the patriarchy taking the other path.
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