My neighbor has been torturing me with the smell of chapos the whole afternoon

This bachelor has turned to YouTube in an attempt to make chapos to avenge the neighbor.... wish me luck.
@KaluhisKitchen is our savior tonight and the set up looks a little like this. I managed to get some spare unga in my pantry, I think itās expired

Mayday! Maji imezidi and I donāt have enough flour. Itās past curfew & I canāt go outside to buy. Canāt borrow my neighbor as well coz sheāll think Iām copying her (which I am)
Right, Iāve had to ring the mother and get her to give me a solution.... she says I can use self raising flour as last resort but also reminds me that you donāt compete in a battle youāre not equipped to fight ...

Problem sorted. I know it looks like laundry spat out of a cowās mouth but please, letās appreciate the effort.
Also, donāt suggest I go the pancake route because this is in no way meant to be easy for me. Issa challenge
Off the basin we go and here comes the part that shapes our date & our chapos. The dough must be wondering what itās doughing there...
*fate. I meant fate

Rolling these things into shape is a whole workout....
After 5 attempts, this is the closest Iāve come to a circle and itās obviously the one Iāve chosen to share

Now that Iām here to waste your time, Iām sure youāre dying to see the final result....
So am I... but first, wacha nitoe moshi iko kwa kitchen. I hope that neighbor is asleep right now, donāt want her showing up to my house with a fire extinguisher.
I think the fire emoji here is appropriate? 




Apparently thereās still 5 more of these... semeni ngāwe zikam.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you different maps of different parts of the world.... nothing but works of art.
Drop your requests for any map youād like to see and Iāll make it happen... on your plate.