My neighbor has been torturing me with the smell of chapos the whole afternoon

This bachelor has turned to YouTube in an attempt to make chapos to avenge the neighbor.... wish me luck.

@KaluhisKitchen is our savior tonight and the set up looks a little like this. I managed to get some spare unga in my pantry, I think it’s expired

Mayday! Maji imezidi and I don’t have enough flour. It’s past curfew & I can’t go outside to buy. Can’t borrow my neighbor as well coz she’ll think I’m copying her (which I am)

Right, I’ve had to ring the mother and get her to give me a solution.... she says I can use self raising flour as last resort but also reminds me that you don’t compete in a battle you’re not equipped to fight ...

Problem sorted. I know it looks like laundry spat out of a cow’s mouth but please, let’s appreciate the effort.

Also, don’t suggest I go the pancake route because this is in no way meant to be easy for me. Issa challenge

Off the basin we go and here comes the part that shapes our date & our chapos. The dough must be wondering what it’s doughing there...

*fate. I meant fate

Rolling these things into shape is a whole workout....

After 5 attempts, this is the closest I’ve come to a circle and it’s obviously the one I’ve chosen to share

Now that I’m here to waste your time, I’m sure you’re dying to see the final result....

So am I... but first, wacha nitoe moshi iko kwa kitchen. I hope that neighbor is asleep right now, don’t want her showing up to my house with a fire extinguisher.

I think the fire emoji here is appropriate?

Apparently there’s still 5 more of these... semeni ng’we zikam.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you different maps of different parts of the world.... nothing but works of art.

Drop your requests for any map you’d like to see and I’ll make it happen... on your plate.