My neighbor has been torturing me with the smell of chapos the whole afternoon https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face">
This bachelor has turned to YouTube in an attempt to make chapos to avenge the neighbor.... wish me luck.
Mayday! Maji imezidi and I don’t have enough flour. It’s past curfew & I can’t go outside to buy. Can’t borrow my neighbor as well coz she’ll think I’m copying her (which I am)
Right, I’ve had to ring the mother and get her to give me a solution.... she says I can use self raising flour as last resort but also reminds me that you don’t compete in a battle you’re not equipped to fight ... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ˜’" title="Unamused face" aria-label="Emoji: Unamused face">
Problem sorted. I know it looks like laundry spat out of a cow’s mouth but please, let’s appreciate the effort.
Also, don’t suggest I go the pancake route because this is in no way meant to be easy for me. Issa challenge
Off the basin we go and here comes the part that shapes our date & our chapos. The dough must be wondering what it’s doughing there...
*fate. I meant fate https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø" title="Man facepalming (medium dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man facepalming (medium dark skin tone)">
Rolling these things into shape is a whole workout....
After 5 attempts, this is the closest I’ve come to a circle and it’s obviously the one I’ve chosen to share https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">
Now that I’m here to waste your time, I’m sure you’re dying to see the final result....
So am I... but first, wacha nitoe moshi iko kwa kitchen. I hope that neighbor is asleep right now, don’t want her showing up to my house with a fire extinguisher.
I think the fire emoji here is appropriate? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ”„" title="Fire" aria-label="Emoji: Fire">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ”„" title="Fire" aria-label="Emoji: Fire">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ”„" title="Fire" aria-label="Emoji: Fire">
Apparently there’s still 5 more of these... semeni ng’we zikam.
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