Just remembered the time I was at the pub and told this girl I wouldn’t hook up with her because I knew she had a girlfriend and SHE PULLED HER PHONE OUT THERE AND THEN TO TELL THE GIRLFRIEND SHE LIVED WITH THAT THEY WERE OVER

Then the girlfriend turned up to the pub and she basically told her to fuck off and then continued to chat me up

OH and then we all went back to a friends and were chilling in bed when the girl gets a call from her mum because the girlfriend had turned up at the mums house kicking off

Dyke drama is truly unrivalled