Okay I guess I'm doing this

X-MEN AND THEIR FAVORITE SONGS (AND HOW THE OTHER X-MEN FEEL ABOUT IT), A THREAD

So we've already covered Magneto and Xavier, they both like "Total Eclipse of the Heart" but only Magneto is willing to admit it, that one's easy.

Iron-Man isn't an X-Men, but his favorite song is "Iron Man", but he only knows the "I am Iron Man" part and he insists on singing it during missions

And that is why he's not an X-Men

Wolverine's favorite song used to be "I just put on Bob Seeger and let him transport me" but lately he's had "Old Town Road" on repeat and nobody questions it except Scott Summers, and no one can tell if it's a race thing, or a gay thing, but Scott really doesn't like LilNasX

Ice Man likes to joke about how his favorite song is "Ice, Ice, Baby" but what you maybe don't know is that he's actually a really big Queen fan and he feels super self-conscious about the fact that he has to sing the less good version of "Under Pressure" every time he ices

Jean Grey likes Taylor Swift. Or she says she does. Scott Summers keeps buying her TSwift albums and she keeps playing them, but you can tell she's not totally into it.

No one knows what she really likes, except for Logan, and he'll never say.

Jubilee DOES NOT LIKE KATY PERRY STOP PLAYING FIREWORKS SHE DOES NOT LIKE IT

She doesn't talk about her favorite music but there was a period in the early 00's where if you pulled off her headphones and put them on you'd hear nothing but Dead Can Dance

Scott Summers listens to country music and no it's not the good kind

Peter Parker isn't in the X-Men anymore because all he wanted to was Macklemore and everybody was like "look I know most of us are white but we're not THAT white"

Nightcrawler's Spotify keeps recommending Evanescence and when it does he screams "I'M NOT DAREDEVIL WE ARE NOT THE SAME AAAAUUUGH"

(Daredevil's Spotify recommends Bon Iver and at first he was like "wtf is this shit" but now he kinda likes it)

Sabretooth is really into Coldplay

Stop asking Sabretooth why he likes Coldplay so much, he's allowed to like what he likes

You're wondering why I haven't done Storm yet

The reason is that every time she puts on Janelle Monae all the white queer X-Men come in and ruin it