y& #39;all know that if you put your avocados in the fridge they& #39;ll last for like two weeks, right?

If they& #39;re rock hard when you get them, let them sit on the counter for a day, then put them in the fridge. If they& #39;re already soft, just put them in the fridge.

Can& #39;t tell if they& #39;re overripe when you buy them? Flip off the stem & see if it& #39;s brown or green. Only buy if green.

I don& #39;t mean to be an avocadosplainer, but here we are.

(I developed this deep knowledge of avocado best practices when my tiny child would only eat avocado; she does not eat avocado now)