If news of a mall sort half re-opening and maybe not actually is the thing that sets you off I seriously question if you have any idea how much retail is still open now.

Like I get it if you think retail should be clamped down on a limited to a more serious definition of essential, but make that actual argument then and apply it everywhere. All that said, 'the first shopping center to re-open in North America' flex will never ever not be funny.