[1]

Trump

"So there you have it, the media downplayed the Corona virus in January, while I said it was serious in March."

Reporter

"What about February?"

Trump

"What about it?"

Reporter

"You skipped over that month"

Trump

"What month?"

Reporter

"FEBRUARY"

[2]

Trump

"No I didn't, 2020 is a leap year, we skip it.

Reporter

"That is not how a leap year works, we add a day."

Trump

"You are FAKE NEWS. February is fake news."

Reporter

"Are you on crack?"

Trump

"Maybe... I mean no!"

Reporter

"You are on crack, the hell?"

[3]

Pence, under his breath

"Aw shit, he is high as fuck again."

Trump

"Leap year means we leap over February."

Reporter

"Where do you get that?"

Trump

"We are writing up paper work on it now."

OAN Reporter

"Our dear glorious leader is NEVER WRONG! #FakenewsFebruary!"

[4]

Trump

"The fake news, the dumb head fake news, they said not to worry while I warned everybody."

Reporter

"Because we knew you are a fuck up, but didn't think you could fuck this up back in January. February we were shitting bricks when we saw how you were fucking up "

[6]

Trump
As you see, you are FAKE NEWS!"

Reporter

"Sir, what happened to [5]?"

Trump

"What [5]?"

Reporter

"This thread skipped from [4] right to [6]."

Trump

"No it didn't. You are a terrible person. The number 5 is fake news!"

OAN Reporter

"5 is DEMOCRAT HOAX!"