Looking up videos on how to cut waist length very thick hair of a 37 year old woman using fiskars scissors.
Also looking up case law on whether a botched haircut can be grounds for an uncontested divorce. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙈" title="See-no-evil monkey" aria-label="Emoji: See-no-evil monkey">

Response from women on this tweet has been unanimous. Don& #39;t!
Discretion is the better part of valor. So I hereby announce my retirement as amateur hair stylist a mere minutes after considering it.