Looking up videos on how to cut waist length very thick hair of a 37 year old woman using fiskars scissors.
Also looking up case law on whether a botched haircut can be grounds for an uncontested divorce.
Also looking up case law on whether a botched haircut can be grounds for an uncontested divorce.

Response from women on this tweet has been unanimous. Don't!
Discretion is the better part of valor. So I hereby announce my retirement as amateur hair stylist a mere minutes after considering it.
Discretion is the better part of valor. So I hereby announce my retirement as amateur hair stylist a mere minutes after considering it.