It’s summer 2017 I’m staying at K-West for the week with my boyfriend. A friend of a friend is also in London at the time & asks to meet up she has some insta modelling thing to do the next day and has a booty call with a UK rapper. I meet her at her hotel for drink and leave.

The next day she messages to say night with her UK rapper went well and she’s now checked out of her hotel. My ex had a lads stag event in the day so I’m chilling at the hotel for the day alone using the spa she asks if she can come say hi before she leaves London to go home.

I’m like yeah sure why not. When she arrives she’s with some other insta model babe that I don’t know I met briefly the night before for drinks. She also was in London seeing some UK rapper the night before and now they’ve both stopped at mine before they head back to their city.

We go & have food get a bottle of more drink chill in my room. My ex is messaging from what he can see on my snap & he’s like who the hell are you with make sure they’re gone before I get back Party over! Sorry girls you ain’t gota go home but you gota get the hell out of here.

The friend of a friend has been speaking to her rapper bae all day. She informs him she’s still in London (with me) but will be free later for part 2. At first he’s responsive but as the day goes on his replies are dwindling. She’s telling me that they have this great connection.

Girl number 2 who I don’t know has a party to go to that night so is getting ready to go. She’s hinting at coming back to my room to stay I shut it down straight away. Weird girl, go and stay with your rapper. Friend of a friend has now missed her train and rapper isn’t replying.

Now bare in mind friend of a friend was supposed to be going home this day she’d checked out. But as she came to see me at my hotel decided she wanted to stay in London and do the most. She had no plans with rapper bae or nowhere to stay. She’s banking on him seeing her later.

Rapper bae finally texts back and says that he has a friends birthday party so he will shout her after. My ex will be back in a hour so she has to think fast. She decides to go to the party with her other insta mate. This is where it gets funny. And this is 100% true story.

It turns out insta friend doesn’t have a certified link to this party - they can’t get in. It’s now too late to get a train home. Insta friend has now asked her rapper to sort them a hotel, he agrees but only for him &her friend of a friend can only chill til rapper bae is ready.

So they’re all chilling at this hotel is now pretty late at night and Instagram friends guy is getting annoyed that she’s still there. Her rapper bae isn’t picking up and I’m of course at a hotel with my boyfriend I’m busy doing other things looool...

My ex was a self employed brick layer so he had to quickly go and do something he said he’s just gota pick something up from somewhere do I wana come. I look at my phone and see 30 missed calls from friend of a friend and tell him to go I’ll wait here. He leaves I call her.

She’s in tears and rapper bae has now completely aired her calls and texts and left her stranded. She can’t come back to mine now because my ex will be back soon. I think fast and tell her I’ll pick her up in an UBER we we’ll go to VQ’s it’s about 4am and trains will start soon!

This is the mad bit should I go on??!?

SO, Remember I said her and UK rapper bae so say have this major connection and they’re into eachother? Well remember he’s now aired her all day even though he knows she’s deya in London waiting for him. She’s sad but Ash to the rescue.

I get in the UBER pick her up we get to VQ sit down. She gasps!

I’m like what??!

NO WORD OF A LIE!!

Rapper bae is behind us at a table with some next girl.

Sorry I was cooking I’m back..

We order food and drinks she’s begging me to swap seats with her so she’s not facing him so I do. He comes over like NOTHING is wrong and he’s like hi you ok? Sits down in the booth next to me.

He’s having normal convo and I’m sat there waiting for her to cuss him out for airing her all day.NOTHING. He goes and sits back at his table it’s extremely awkward. She hardly touches her food! My ex is calling I explain where I am he’s also friends with said rapper

It’s time for me to leave and go back to my hotel but I feel bad so I ask her is there anywhere I can drop you babe? Rapper bae is sat across from us doing up hahahahaha on his date this is really bad.

She’s like can I just come back to the hotel with you? I’ll sit in the lobby get myself together and then get to the train station from there. I’m look cool I call an Uber. SODS LAW as soon as the Uber pulls up outside he is also leaving with his date. They don’t say bye.

As soon as the Uber pulls off she bursts into tears please keep in mind I don’t even know this girl that will it’s a friend of friend!! So I’m texting said friend like you’re on some BULLSHIT. I’m trying to comfort her but I’m not good with people crying.

We get to the hotel and sit with her in the lobby for 5 mins before I go back to the room she gasps again!!

I’m like what?
She’s like the bank have taken £2,000 out my account I have no money to get home.

Lmao bruh? The bank mysteriously took 2K from you on a Sunday morning?

She’s panicking say she has no money to get back to where she lives and the train ticket my ex is now pulling up outside and I know he’s annoyed I’ve been entertaining this foolishness I gota go lmao I’m so sorry this sounds like a you problem.

She’s now frantically ringing around to ask people to do her a ticket. Rapper bae is ignoring her. My ex comes in and sees us in the Lobby he looks at me with disgust I’m like girl I gota go send me a message when you get your train?

She manages to bump train and get home. A few weeks later she’s on IG live talking about how she’s always getting treated by men she gets everything she wants she’s spoiled Rich nigga 8 figures that’s her type lmao I’m like WHATTTT?!?? You couldn’t even get home last week!

A lot of these pretty insta babes video model vixen baddies don’t have a pot to piss in between them! When we had food and drinks in the hotel they were both Harlem shaking when the bill came it was only £73 each.

The maddest thing is the rapper in question is racked up he could have paid for her travel home or even a hotel for a next night but clearly to him they didn’t have that relationship or set up. Girls are going to London to link man and have no idea how they’re getting home.

Moral of the story is a lot of these girls have Instagram lives. The end.

Guys imagine your so called bae ignoring your ALLLL DAY and then you go out for food with your mate and see him in the restaurant with someone else? Then he had the nerve to come to the table like hey y’all LMAO

Now, I won’t ever embarrass anyone by saying names but I have video/photographic evidence from that day and LOOOOOL I’ll post some pictures of the day/hotel that don’t incriminate anyone

How mad that she was in my hotel like OMG I can’t believe your boyfriend is paying for you to stay here the entire week I need to find someone who will treat me this way. And then on IG saying man do the most for her. WHERE?

@MistaD_waine