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|| we're having a war between neughbours and it's now being settled in our living room bc my mom's the neighbourhood representative, this is fucking soap material
|| basically one older dude is CONVINCED someone on the balcony over theirs sprayed around with something toxic that a) destroyed his flowers b) irritated his eyes and c) made him pass out in the shower
|| my mum is so done they're like actual children
|| they're still arguing over the flowers
|| WE HAVE RESOLVED THE ARGUMENT BY MAKING THEM REALISE THEY'RE BEING DUMB AND OVERREACTING GIVE IT UP FOR MY MOM 
|| Basically all three (2 neighbours and my mom) bonded over hating squirrels
