just want to write a crack au where bangtan’s maknae line are rookie crime investigators and namjoon’s the lead detective in charge of their first ever murder case. everytime maknae line make extraordinary, life-threatening measures, namjoon takes a sip of coffee for his sanity
taehyung, bending down to inspect a crime scene: the blood spatter here is very telling
jimin: yes. but how do we know which angle the criminal shot from
jungkook: here
vmin: what
jungkook: nerf gun. shoot me
namjoon: *takes a sip of iced americano from his thermos cup*
jimin: yes. but how do we know which angle the criminal shot from
jungkook: here
vmin: what
jungkook: nerf gun. shoot me
namjoon: *takes a sip of iced americano from his thermos cup*
jungkook: the time of death is 6.52am
taehyung: yes. i can confirm
jimin: she died of heartbreak
namjoon: how did you know?
jungkook: she’s our sleep paralysis ghost
taehyung: her name’s angelica
namjoon, overdosing on caffeine:
taehyung: yes. i can confirm
jimin: she died of heartbreak
namjoon: how did you know?
jungkook: she’s our sleep paralysis ghost
taehyung: her name’s angelica
namjoon, overdosing on caffeine:
jimin: the suspect said they broke their right arm from falling from the 2nd floor
jungkook: ok. then we must jump too
taehyung: from the 2nd floor, yes.
namjoon: wait what. why?
jungkook: to see if we’ll break our right arm too
jungkook: ok. then we must jump too
taehyung: from the 2nd floor, yes.
namjoon: wait what. why?
jungkook: to see if we’ll break our right arm too
namjoon: WHAT are you guys doing with the fingerprint kit brush?
jimin, touching up the blush over his cheekbones:
jimin, touching up the blush over his cheekbones:
the 4 of them, about to catch the armed murderer:
taehyung: pass me the condom
namjoon: ?????
jimin: wait. why
jungkook, whispering: ....protection
taehyung: pass me the condom
namjoon: ?????
jimin: wait. why
jungkook, whispering: ....protection
the murderer, angry and busted: FINE. go ahead and shackle me, officer
jimin, blushing: oh he’s so forward, isn’t he?
jimin, blushing: oh he’s so forward, isn’t he?