England 2021, a thread:

Deano-hero between the sticks this year, better than T-rex arms, plays for united but at least he was at the good one for 2 years, overall best keeper we’ve had for years

Trent-most disrespected player on this app imo, cross and inshallah, was born and still tried to get one in the mixer

Bukayo Goataka- Absolute wizard, pace personified, can whack them in the mixer, world class prospect and better than all our left backs

Slab head- got the pace of a pensioner with lung cancer but good on the ball, unit in the box, ariel threat, leader

Joe Gomez- picked up sterling and thinks he’s hard, not actually all that just quite quick, will compliment slabhead

Kalvin Phillips- baller, underrated and will shine in the euros imo, class player and best DM we’ve got by a mile, good passing range too

Henderson- Spits a lot, decent passing, english Xhaxa, will do a 7/10 job in most games

Super Jack- class attacking mid,versatility personified, will do a job out wide in an 8 or 10 and sh*ts on maddison

Razza- tap in merchant, bigger back than kim k, runs like a t. rex, overall good player when on form world class

Sancho-always forget we have this lad for the national team, world class and only 20 hopefully he stays at Dortmund, probably our best player and will definitely be our best player come 2021, 10/10

Spitfire- tounges too big for him, should’ve squared it, sh*t darren bent, good at pens

end of thread rts appreciated x