im bored as shit so heres a thread of mutuals as ice creams
chocolate ice cream
-theres always discourse about them and most of the time its over rlly dumb shit
-nice but can be. A Lot
-"bro im just vibing"
-they're doing their best
vanilla ice cream
-"mutuals pls interract"
-always here to comfort you
-give advice they are unable to follow themselves
-an absolute sweetheart
dark chocolate ice cream
-angery
-is on 287 blocklists bc they're a "feminazi tumblr sjw"
-can and will call you out on your bullshit
-is literally just trying to vibe but yall test their patience every day
lemon ice cream
-0 chill
-tell everyone to "meet me in the subway parking lot"
-rlly goes there
-u r lowkey highkey scared of them
straberry ice cream
-soft and cute pastel aesthetic
-doing their best
-doesnt realize how great they are
-the whole tl got a crush on them
pistachio ice cream
-criminally underrated
-tells the best jokes
-their life is a mess
-full of love but doesnt know how to express it
salted caramel ice cream
-big sexy
-will st4b a man for you
-so talented
-has a crush on vanilla ice cream
banana ice cream
-"horny people have no rights"
-shitpost A Lot
-like to hear their friends talk about their interests
-scared to talk about their own interests
mint ice cream
-just sitting here
-talk more on priv than on main
-they either dont care about anything or care too much about everything theres no in between
-forgot to take their meds already 3 times this week and its fucking wednesday.
coffee ice cream
-caffeine addiction
-"when will my sleep schedule come back from war"
-spend their nights watching vine compilations
-crush on dark chocolate ice cream
mayonnaise ice cream
-pure madness
-is not even trying
-???
-u respect them but what the FUCK
ketchup ice cream
-makes u angry
-not as angry as the mayo ice cream but VERY CLOSE
-gets suspended twice a month
-probably k!IIed someone
red bull ice cream
-post the most cursed shit
-coffee ice cream but make it evil
-can and will k!II god
-are they even real ???
mountain dew ice cream
-a gamer
-rarely post
-quality shitpost
-no one knows anything about them
mango ice cream
-how are they real ?????
-the most beautiful person uve ever seen
-hella funny
-never in any discourse
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